Body Language That Turns Women Off
***SUCCESS STORY***
If there are people out there who still don’t believe in the cocky & funny, QUIT DOUBTIN’ IT AND START WORKIN’ IT!
The other night I was at a burger joint near my office. It’s one of those grungy independent places that’s popular with the locals, and out of towners make a point to visit if they’re here for something else. The line had snaked around, and a group of three cuties was standing in front of my table. They were talking about what they’d heard, and one of them said she was looking forward to their fries.
Since I had a bunch of fries in front of me, I made eye contact and gave my fries a Vanna White flourish with my hands. She said, “Wow those look good. Can I?”
I offered her one of my fries. She dipped it in my cup of ketchup, and right as she popped it in her mouth, I looked her in the eye and said “By the way, I double-dip.” In the space of two seconds, her expressions ranged from shock at my brashness, to wondering whether she should be grossed out, to laughing.
I knew I could have gotten her e-mail/number…and the thing is, I didn’t even want to, because I’ve been seeing a solid eight. Sure, there are hotter, but until recently I would have thought she was entirely out of my league. And I ALWAYS bust her balls. She’s always coming up to me, saying “Gimme kiss”. I think for a second and say, “Umm… no, but thanks!” And then she’s enthusiastically kissing me. Or more.